Sunday, March 8, 2009

Hipster Poser

I was just out with Lauren and Joshua and we went to a yogurt place, which is pretty good, but then on the way home we were lucky enough to see the new fad that is soon going to sweep the nation, then the world... HIPSTER POSER. Now you don't actually have to be a hipster, fixed gear endowed and all, but you can actually have just a single speed with the cliche deep-Vs and bullhorn handle bars. Now the hipster generation will likely deny all acknowledgement of this new wave of sure fire coolness which will no doubt detract from their own coolness and potentially threaten all of which they stand for... which is ... ... ...

Potentially more exciting, the hipster poser poser, this generation of coolness will actually revert back to the original coolness that the hipsters currently provide yet they won't actually realize or give credit to this current trend which will lead to the unocstructed forgetting of the coolest hipsters of all and the ones that launched, undoubtedly, the greatest fixed-gear movement of all time... until the hipster poser posers arrive.

On a side note: the yogurt places around town the are actually like soft-serve wonderlands are quite amazing as anything deemed "soft-serve wonderlands" would be.

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