Jupiter news

So, in case you didn't hear the news today, the "Red Spot" for which Jupiter is known for has been shown to be shrinking. Unlike the popular belief that Jupiter is the largest planet in the solar system, the fact that Jupiter does contain the only "giant Red Spot" in the solar system is true. It is believed that upon the dissipation of Jupiter's famous "super giant Red Spot" the planet will cease to exist in our own solar system. It is likely that our own solar system will disown and possibly eject the "amazing super giant Red Spot"-less Jupiter, much like its own relative, Pluto, once a popular planet.Jupiter's status as a planet and a fixture to our own pleasant solar system is in further jeopardy as signs of discontent from neighboring Saturn have been spotted recently:

When asked about it's possible displacement Jupter was quoted saying, "There is always our neighbor system around Epsilon Eridani. It's a long journey over there but they've always been interested in a larger planet joining their system." Jupiter had indicated it has been censing some hostility and even some rude comments about its size from smaller, hotter planets like Mercury.

The "incredible amazing super giant Red Spot" is three times the size of the Earth and if it doesn't get its act together the future of the largest gas ball in the solar system is in doubt.